Parenthood is the opiate of the masses.

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

People have to deal with their issues together; they have to expose themselves and kind of exhaust themselves.

I've been choking to death for years. By now this should be easy.

Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

Cassie Wright knows, the moment you make yourself available to any man, he starts to take you for granted

Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!