The only thing that separates us from the animals... is we have pornography.

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

I spent my life attacking everything because I was too afraid to risk creating anything.

She's so thin she's either dying or rich.

It's funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than the artwork itself.

Rant Casey used to say, "No matter what happens, it's always now..." Talk about cryptic. I think what Rant meant was, we live in the present moment of reality, and no matter what's come before, no matter how much we loved a person or a dog, when it attacks us we'll react to that moment of danger.