I am an invisible monster, and I am incapable of loving anybody. You don't know which is worse.

I told him to buy land, my mum says, they’re not making it anymore.

Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.

I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation.

There are bodies buried everywhere you just have to know where to look.

There are worse things you can do to the people you love than kill them. The regular way is just to watch the world do it. Just read the newspaper.

And the more she could imagine this island, the less she liked the real world. The more she could imagine the people, the less she liked any real people.