His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

There are bodies buried everywhere you just have to know where to look.

As we grow older I always think, why didn't I do more when I was young, why didn't I risk more?

Every high school has its Romeo and Juliet, one tragic couple. So does every generation.

This isn't about guilt or innocence, he says. The dinosaurs weren't morally good or bad, but they're all dead.

Rant said that view of time was set up so folks won't live forever. It's the planned obsolescence we've all agreed to...'Nothing says you have to swallow this,' Rant told me. 'You can always just die.

At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop.