I am for lifting everyone off the social bottom. In fact, I am for doing away with the social bottom altogether.

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.

Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.

Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

Home is where you hang your architect.