Thoughts have no sex.

In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.

A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside is more often his nursery.

Middle age is the way you would feel about summer if you knew there would never be another spring.

If old age means a crown of thorns, the trick is to wear it jauntily.