Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals.

Middle age is the way you would feel about summer if you knew there would never be another spring.

Remember, whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other, it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.

Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

What generally passes for 'thought' among the majority of mankind is the time one takes out to rearrange one's prejudices.

Women do generally manage to love the guys they marry more than they manage to marry the guys they love.