I have never met a man [in the military], in or out of uniform, who ever said, "Let's use the missiles." They are even more terrified that the Bishops, because a great many of them don't expect to go to Heaven, which at least the Bishops do.

Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

Remember, whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other, it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, lessens the friction of social contacts. . . . It is only in lies, wholeheartedly and bravely told, that human nature attains through words and speech the forebearance, the nobility, the romance, the idealism, that-being what it is-it falls so short of in fact and in deed.

the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all.

The oppressed never free themselves - they do not have the necessary strengths.

They [Democrats] are the troubadours and the crooners of catastrophe.