I have never met a man [in the military], in or out of uniform, who ever said, "Let's use the missiles." They are even more terrified that the Bishops, because a great many of them don't expect to go to Heaven, which at least the Bishops do.

Young men still desire women as much as ever, even though they don't want to marry them as much.

Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.

In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.

There aren't many women now I'd like to see as President - but there are fewer men.

It is ridiculous to think that you can spend your entire life with just one person. Three is about the right number. Yes, I imagine three husbands would do it?

[On the Democratic Party:] Its leaders are always troubadors of trouble; crooners of catastrophe ... A Democratic President is doomed to proceed to his goals like a squid, squirting darkness all about him.