[On the Democratic Party:] Its leaders are always troubadors of trouble; crooners of catastrophe ... A Democratic President is doomed to proceed to his goals like a squid, squirting darkness all about him.

There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.

Nature abhors a vacuum, even in the heads of statesmen.

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

They [Democrats] are the troubadours and the crooners of catastrophe.