[On the Democratic Party:] Its leaders are always troubadors of trouble; crooners of catastrophe ... A Democratic President is doomed to proceed to his goals like a squid, squirting darkness all about him.

Remember, whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other, it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.

They [Democrats] are the troubadours and the crooners of catastrophe.

the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all.

Enemies may seek our destruction, but they also keep us on our toes and often help us figure out who we are and what we stand for.

It is ridiculous to think that you can spend your entire life with just one person. Three is about the right number. Yes, I imagine three husbands would do it?

No woman has ever so comforted the distressed or distressed the comfortable. on Eleanor Roosevelt.