Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

To put a woman on the ticket would challenge the loyalty of women everywhere to their sex, because it would be made to seem that the defeat of the ticket meant the defeat for a hundred years of women's chance to be truly equal with men in politics.

H. L. Mencken told me once that he answered all his mail, pleasant and unpleasant, with just one line, 'You may be right.' That's the way I feel now. It is in the realm of possibility, just barely, that I could be the one who's wrong.

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.

Autobiography is mostly alibiography.

all history shows that the hand that cradles the rock has ruled the world, not the hand that rocks the cradle!

Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.