Home is where you hang your architect.

Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

Remember, whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other, it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.

A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.

my definition of the ideal man is 'that particular man with whom a woman happens to be in love at that particular time.

Watergate is the great liberal illusion that you can have public virtue without private morality.

I am for lifting everyone off the social bottom. In fact, I am for doing away with the social bottom altogether.