No woman has ever so comforted the distressed or distressed the comfortable. on Eleanor Roosevelt.

Women can't have an honest exchange in front of men without having it called a cat fight.

Middle age is the way you would feel about summer if you knew there would never be another spring.

In the final analysis there is no other solution to man's progress but the day's honest work, the day's honest decision, the day's generous utterances, and the day's good deed.

Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.

The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.

I don't have a warm personal enemy left. They've all died off. I miss them terribly because they helped define me.