I don't have any warm personal enemies. All the SOBs have died.

the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all.

It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.

In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.

Home is where you hang your architect.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.

all history shows that the hand that cradles the rock has ruled the world, not the hand that rocks the cradle!