Autobiography is mostly alibiography.

Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

my definition of the ideal man is 'that particular man with whom a woman happens to be in love at that particular time.

I was wondering today what the religion of the country is - and all I could come up with is sex.

They [Democrats] are the troubadours and the crooners of catastrophe.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.

Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.