the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all.

The main thing is to get what little happiness there is out of life in this wartorn world because ‘these are the good old days’ now.

The best defense against a powerful and positive dynamic ideology is neither verbal attack nor criticism, which are useful, but to set up an equally powerful and dynamic ideology against it.

In the final analysis there is no other solution to man's progress but the day's honest work, the day's honest decision, the day's generous utterances, and the day's good deed.

Women can't have an honest exchange in front of men without having it called a cat fight.

[On Vice-President Henry A. Wallace:] Much of what Mr. Wallace calls his global thinking is, no matter how you slice it, still globaloney.

It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.