the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all.

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals.

my definition of the ideal man is 'that particular man with whom a woman happens to be in love at that particular time.

[In politics] no good deed goes unpunished

Women do generally manage to love the guys they marry more than they manage to marry the guys they love.

Remember, whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other, it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.

Since the birth of our nation, the steady performance of the Marine Corps in fighting America's battles has made it the very symbol of military excellence. The Corps has come to be recognized worldwide as an elite force of fighting men, renowned for their physical endurance, for their high level of obedience, and for the fierce pride they take, as individuals, in the capacity for self discipline.