I don't have a warm personal enemy left. They've all died off. I miss them terribly because they helped define me.

The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.

Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.

A great man is one sentence.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.

To put a woman on the ticket would challenge the loyalty of women everywhere to their sex, because it would be made to seem that the defeat of the ticket meant the defeat for a hundred years of women's chance to be truly equal with men in politics.

Remember, whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other, it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.