A great man is one sentence.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

H. L. Mencken told me once that he answered all his mail, pleasant and unpleasant, with just one line, 'You may be right.' That's the way I feel now. It is in the realm of possibility, just barely, that I could be the one who's wrong.

Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.

Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.