Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they're just like a schoolboy with a new girl.

The customer is always right! John Wanamaker must be turning in his grave. If you're a customer today, you're an intruder.

I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I call a mans man.

Opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge.

Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they're just like a schoolboy with a new girl.

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.