...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.

The customer is always right! John Wanamaker must be turning in his grave. If you're a customer today, you're an intruder.

I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.

It has long been a theory of mine and I am known, if I do say so, for my long theories that authors, generally speaking, are rotten letter writers.

Have you ever heard one civilized person whose opinion you respect, at any time, anywhere, in any civilized country anywhere, say the good new days?

Support your right to arm bears.