A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they're just like a schoolboy with a new girl.

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. The facts of life are very stubborn things.

As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is the Republicans are Socialists and the Democrats are Bolsheviks.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.