When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.

My son is 7 years old. I am 54. It has taken me a great many years to reach that age. I am more respected in the community, I am stronger, I am more intelligent and I think I am better than he is. I don't want to be a pal, I want to be a father.

Dr. Seuss provided "ingenious and uniquely witty solutions to the standing problem of the juvenile fantasy writer: how to find, not another Alice, but another rabbit hole.

Gertrude Stein was masterly in making nothing happen very slowly

If you want to feel at home, stay home.

One's first book, kiss, home run is always the best.

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.