Mocking Hugh Hefner is easy to do, and in my mind should be made easier.

She wasn't just beautiful. She was like the sun coming up: coming up giggling. She was giggling as if she had just remembered something funny.

Writing is a performance art for me. They're very closely aligned, writing and performing. But I'm a writer, not a performer.

An education without a Bible education is no education.

The streets, at least in this part of town, seemed impossibly clean in comparison to London. The public telephones were unvandalised. For a London telephone booth to look like that it would have to be guarded around the clock by the SAS.

Men never sound more stupid than when they're telling you they're a very complex personality.

Bjorn Borg looks like a hunchbacked, jut-bottomed version of Lizabeth Scott, impersonating a bearded Apache princess.