A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

All honest labor becomes easy; it only becomes hard when done with unwillingness.

Reading and writing... are exciting. The most exciting things I can think of. And now, as I reflect... I have to say that I've been lucky in that I'm amused by what I do - sufficiently amused.

Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.

Not everyone who wants to make a film is crazy, but almost everyone who is crazy wants to make a film.

Jimmy Connors likes the ball to come at him in a straight line, so that he can hit it back in another straight line. When it comes to him in a curve, he uses up half of his energy straightening it up again.

Beyoncé and pathos are strangers. Amy Winehouse and pathos are flatmates, and you should see the kitchen.