The Canadian version of Julius Caesar's memoirs? I came, I saw, I coped.
A sense of humour is common sense dancing.
Little books are the things to write at my age, I've decided. Avoid the big ones, go for the little ones.
Stop worrying, nobody gets out of this world alive.
A luxury liner is really just a bad play surrounded by water.
Philosophers are divided on the question of whether the narrative therein unfolded [the Crossman Diaries] is grippingly boring or boringly gripping.