I was wrong, however, to suppose that Sellers thought the world revolved around him. He thought the cosmos did too, and history, and the fates... Like every egomaniac, he behaved as if everybody else spent their day being as interested in him as he was.

Almost 70 years have gone by, and I've still got that feeling when I write... Writing, for me, is still it. It has always been the basis of everything I do. I'm a writer who performs, not a performer who writes. I love the act of writing. It's still a thrill for me.

Like a Volvo, Bjorn Borg is rugged, has good after-sales service, and is very dull.

Stop worrying, nobody gets out of this world alive.

People should be stopped from writing poetry. There's far too much of it. And if they're any good, they'll go ahead anyways.

All television ever did was shrink the demand for ordinary movies. The demand for extraordinary movies increased. If any one thing is wrong with the movie industry today, it is the unrelenting effort to astonish.

Experts say men think of sex every 10 seconds... What do they think of in the other nine?