As a work of art, it reminds me of a long conversation between two drunks

Experts say men think of sex every 10 seconds... What do they think of in the other nine?

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

It is a good rule in life to be wary of the company of people who think of themselves in the third person, no matter how well justified they might seem to be in doing so.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

My wife spoke perfect Italian and she was very beautiful and very suave Italian men were crowding around her, talking all the time and if I was to even understand what was going on, I had to learn the language fast.

It's my mission to tell the Australians from abroad in my work that Australia is a wonderful place.