As a work of art, it reminds me of a long conversation between two drunks

You should never trust anyone who listens to Mahler before they're forty.

I've only got a fraction of the energy I once had, but I think I probably use it better.

Not everyone who wants to make a film is crazy, but almost everyone who is crazy wants to make a film.

Beyoncé and pathos are strangers. Amy Winehouse and pathos are flatmates, and you should see the kitchen.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

Dinner was meat - not hunks of meat, as in Australia, but pathetic scraps of meat, as in Britain - which the girls upstairs transformed into edible dishes by heating it in secret ways and adding bits of stuff to it.