People should be stopped from writing poetry. There's far too much of it. And if they're any good, they'll go ahead anyways.

An education without a Bible education is no education.

I was a big pothead for a short period. That was what ticked me off that I shouldn't go near hard drugs, actually, because I would consume the stuff as if it was going out of style and it rapidly occurred to me that if I ever tried a hard drug, the same thing would happen, so I never did.

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

You can't be young always. The day will come when everything will fall apart.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.