They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

John McEnroe looks as if he is serving round the edge of an imaginary building.

First-rate science fiction was, and remains, more interesting than second-rate art.

People should be stopped from writing poetry. There's far too much of it. And if they're any good, they'll go ahead anyways.

I was brought up on the proletarian left, and I remain there. The fair go for workers is fundamental, and I don't believe the free market has a mind.

You should never trust anyone who listens to Mahler before they're forty.