An education without a Bible education is no education.

The British hamburger thus symbolised, with savage neatness, the country's failure to provide its ordinary people with food which did anything more for them than sustain life.

The essence of a class system is not that the privileged are conscious of their privileges, but that the deprived are conscious of their deprivations.

I've only got a fraction of the energy I once had, but I think I probably use it better.

She [Marilyn Monroe] was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short.

The rattle of plastic keys reminds me of a squadron of butterflies failing to fight their way out of a paper bag.

As far as talent goes, Marilyn Monroe was so minimally gifted as to be almost unemployable, and anyone who holds to the opinion that she was a great natural comic identifies himself immediately as a dunce.