If you give me the ball, you'll never see it again. Because I'll knock it out of the f*****g park.

I've always been me. The last three weeks of my career, I've cut some of the best promos I've ever cut, and I do consider myself to be a promo guy.

I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me.

A whole bunch of people told me that if I went to WWE, I'd never make it. But it's like I never heard them. I never listened. To me, I'm exactly where I belong. I feel like I was born to do this. Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.

I'm not the kind of guy that really thinks I'm a celebrity or feels that I'm important or anything like that.

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.