I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?

Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels.

Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C...M...Punk.

My dad was an alcoholic and my mother...we didn't have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend all of their money on cartons of cigarettes and stuff like that and I didn't understand how if we were broke and we couldn't afford Christmas presents, why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It's not like they are making you better...they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.