I don't know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don't spend my money. I don't buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I've ever bought with the money I've made is my house.

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that’s something you’re into — if you like watching people get kicked in the face — come see me. I’ll probably be your favorite wrestler.

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.

I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else.

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.