Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition.

I'm straight edge, and that means I'm better than you.

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash.