Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.
I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.
Different people are afforded different opportunities. I've been given some awesome opportunities, and I feel that I've always knocked them out of the park. But I've always been scaled back after that.
One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!
Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it.
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that’s something you’re into — if you like watching people get kicked in the face — come see me. I’ll probably be your favorite wrestler.