Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

The only thing I took advantage of at Extreme Rules was an opportunity to cash in my Money in the Bank contract, which I did successfully, well within the rules. You know, Jeff knows this, you know this, the fans know this: nowhere on that contract does it say, under any circumstances, 'Do not cash in on Jeff Hardy.'

Why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better… they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.

Looks like he's dressed for court.

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.