Security, we have a jumper! Security?

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.

I was a huge Sub-Zero guy, but the fact that you can download Freddy Krueger is the coolest thing I've heard of in a very long time.

I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her.

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

A lot of people in the WWE try to paint themselves as outlaws and rebels and I really honestly believe I'm the only one left. I always do what I want and I never get any flack for it. I don't know if it's because they know they're not gonna win, or it's not worth fighting me over. Plus I don't see what the big deal is about me wearing a Cabana shirt. The guy should be working there, first of all, and it's promoting my friend. I don't see what the big deal is.