Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.

If the story's there for it, if there's a reason for it, then I'm all for it. But if you throw in a barbed wire match just to do a barbed wire match, then it makes no sense to me.

A lot of people have used the frog splash over the years. Every one else that used it is a four star frog splash, when RVD did it, it became a five star frog splash.

Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!