It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!

Storytime is over, Rock. Every time you want to 'bring it,' because it belongs to me, I'm just going to take it!.

I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash.

Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE.

I think it's because I'm real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I'm CM Punk. I'm not trying to be something I'm not. I'm not trying to lie to the people or be fake. I'm not trying to be some crazy, outlandish character. I'm real and they appreciate that. Everything I say, it comes from the heart. It's all real.

Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.