I owe my career to Paul Heyman.

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.

Best of luck in your future endeavors!

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.