It's a good thing a DUI's job security.

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

Stay down, David. Stay down.