It's a good thing a DUI's job security.

There's a lot of unrest. There are a lot of people who are unhappy. I don't want to say I'm their hero, but a lot of people have said that... It's like this in every job, I think. There's certain people who are afforded privileges and maybe, maybe don't deserve them.

Mike Knox, I am also getting real sick of this! Your problem isn't me staying away from your girl... Your problem is your girl staying away from me!

Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face.

I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash.

I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem.

I am fat and I don't care.