There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that’s something you’re into — if you like watching people get kicked in the face — come see me. I’ll probably be your favorite wrestler.

I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.

I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not.

He spilled my diet soda!

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!