There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am.

I am fat and I don't care.

Haters are my favorite. I´ve built an empire with the bricks they´ve thrown at me. Keep on hating.

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

I've always been me. The last three weeks of my career, I've cut some of the best promos I've ever cut, and I do consider myself to be a promo guy.