There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

I am the voice of the voiceless.

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.

How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that?

Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard.