See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

This is not the Spanish announce table!

If something sucks, I've always been completely vocal about it, and I've been punished many, many times because of that. But I don't think I'd be in the spot I'm in right now if I wasn't me. I've always just been me.

CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That's preposterous. Girls don't like me. I was born and raised in Chicago. The city made me. Punk is just because I've always been a smart-mouthed, wise-ass punk. I still am. I was the guy, if a bunch of football players were messing with one of my friends, I'd walk over there and spit in their face.

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.