See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

I'm training at everything. Jiu-Jitsu, wrestling, striking. Everything. I think to be in the UFC, you have to be well rounded at everything. That's the goal.

I was a huge Sub-Zero guy, but the fact that you can download Freddy Krueger is the coolest thing I've heard of in a very long time.

You're not funny and nobody likes you!

Security, we have a jumper! Security?

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.

I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.