Please. Thank you. Learn it. Love it. Or be disappointed.

There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

Can I wear your blazer?

I don't want to sound egotistical, but I'm egotistical to an extent.

For some reason, talking is easy for me. Practice does make perfect; I've been doing it for a while. Being out there in a high-pressure situation with a live audience and a live TV camera on you, it brings something out. It's very organic.

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!