Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!

Drink up, England... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die.

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

No matter how much people want to pretend that they're embarrassed by it, that they don't watch it, everybody knows about it. It's truly, I believe, one of the only art forms that America has actually given to the world, besides jazz and comic books.

If the story's there for it, if there's a reason for it, then I'm all for it. But if you throw in a barbed wire match just to do a barbed wire match, then it makes no sense to me.

Looks like he's dressed for court.

I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.