In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know . . . AIDS.

I'm a very goal-oriented person.

I am the voice of the voiceless.

King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great.

So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.