Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard.

I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem.

It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!

You're not funny and nobody likes you!

Storytime is over, Rock. Every time you want to 'bring it,' because it belongs to me, I'm just going to take it!.

The only thing I took advantage of at Extreme Rules was an opportunity to cash in my Money in the Bank contract, which I did successfully, well within the rules. You know, Jeff knows this, you know this, the fans know this: nowhere on that contract does it say, under any circumstances, 'Do not cash in on Jeff Hardy.'

King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great.