Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard.
Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it.
Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE.
When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.
One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!
You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!