I am the best wrestler in the world.

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.

I am The Catalyst of Change

What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees!

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.