It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!
I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.
This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know . . . AIDS.
Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.
I've never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there.
Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C...M...Punk.