Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.

I'm straight edge, and that means I'm better than you.

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

Can I wear your blazer?

I'm a very goal-oriented person.