Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.

Mike Knox, I am also getting real sick of this! Your problem isn't me staying away from your girl... Your problem is your girl staying away from me!

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!

Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C...M...Punk.

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition.

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.