I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

I'm Straight Edge for me, so what everyone else is doing, it doesn't matter. I've never been pressured to drink or smoke or anything by any of the boys, and if anything, a lot of them like me because I'm always the designated driver. I'm the one who makes sure everyone gets home alright and I'm happy doing that.

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.

Fix him so I can break him again!

Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it.

It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!