I am the voice of the voiceless.

I don't know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don't spend my money. I don't buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I've ever bought with the money I've made is my house.

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

It's a good thing a DUI's job security.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.

Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it.

Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard.