The idea of being on television is to wear your T-shirt so people see it and maybe buy it.

CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That's preposterous. Girls don't like me. I was born and raised in Chicago. The city made me. Punk is just because I've always been a smart-mouthed, wise-ass punk. I still am. I was the guy, if a bunch of football players were messing with one of my friends, I'd walk over there and spit in their face.

If you give me the ball, you'll never see it again. Because I'll knock it out of the f*****g park.

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!

Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.

My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.

Best of luck in your future endeavors!