This is not the Spanish announce table!

He spilled my diet soda!

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

You know, I always like being the bad guy. It just comes more natural to me. I don't gotta smile, I don't gotta kiss babies. It's easier to tell people at airports at four in the morning that I'm not signing their stuff.

People like to come up to me and tell me that I’ve got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren’t just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system.

Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!